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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 4385871" data-attributes="member: 26737">I can’t say that I’ve ever been clean shaven since I had to start shaving, as I’ve never shaved my mustache. I couldn’t tell you the last time I shaved my chin whiskers, but I haven’t shaved at all since New Year’s Day of 2021. I’m not even sure when the last time I trimmed it was. A couple of months ago I went through a local car wash, and the guy manning the entry told me he wanted a a pony and a motorcycle. The manager at the apartment complex told me that one of the kids who lives here told her that Santa lives here, referring to me. Really, though, my beard still has too much color in it; he should’ve seen my dad, who had a full white bushy beard. He went to an OU basketball game a few years ago, and the cheerleaders gave him one of their posterboard signs with a handwritten “Santa?” on it.</blockquote>