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<blockquote data-quote="Werewolf" data-source="post: 2107644" data-attributes="member: 239"><p>After reading thru the lawyer joke thread I figured, "HEY! where's the cops and docs joke thread?". If the lawyers can take it then so can they. </p><p></p><p>Seemed only fair.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Cop Joke:</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">An officer witnessed a car slow and cruise through a stop sign. The officer </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">proceeded to pull the car over. The driver, very irate, asked why he was pulled </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">over. The trooper calmly explained "Sir, you failed to come to a complete stop </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">at the stop sign back there." "What does it matter," the driver yells, "I looked </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">both ways and there was no-one around. I demand that you tell me why I should </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">have to come to a complete stop." The trooper then reached into the vehicle and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">pulled the driver out. He started beating him over the head with his nightstick. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After a few seconds, the trooper calmly asked the driver, "Tell me, would you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">like me to SLOW DOWN or COME TO A COMPLETE STOP?"....... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Doctor Joke:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Things you NEVER want to hear in surgery:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Damn, there go the lights again...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Anyone see where I left that scalpel?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> What do you mean "You want a divorce"!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>Aside:</strong> As I searched and searched for cop and doc jokes I noticed something. There are very few disparaging jokes about those two professions whereas disparaging jokes about lawyers abound.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">That's got to say something about lawyers and one wonders what that might be.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Carry on...</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Werewolf, post: 2107644, member: 239"] After reading thru the lawyer joke thread I figured, "HEY! where's the cops and docs joke thread?". If the lawyers can take it then so can they. Seemed only fair. [SIZE=4][B]Cop Joke:[/B][/SIZE] [FONT=arial][SIZE=3]An officer witnessed a car slow and cruise through a stop sign. The officer proceeded to pull the car over. The driver, very irate, asked why he was pulled over. The trooper calmly explained "Sir, you failed to come to a complete stop at the stop sign back there." "What does it matter," the driver yells, "I looked both ways and there was no-one around. I demand that you tell me why I should have to come to a complete stop." The trooper then reached into the vehicle and pulled the driver out. He started beating him over the head with his nightstick. After a few seconds, the trooper calmly asked the driver, "Tell me, would you like me to SLOW DOWN or COME TO A COMPLETE STOP?"....... [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]Doctor Joke: [/B][/SIZE] Things you NEVER want to hear in surgery: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!" Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Damn, there go the lights again... "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them." Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...! Anyone see where I left that scalpel? This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card? Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough. What do you mean "You want a divorce"! She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! [B]Aside:[/B] As I searched and searched for cop and doc jokes I noticed something. There are very few disparaging jokes about those two professions whereas disparaging jokes about lawyers abound. That's got to say something about lawyers and one wonders what that might be. [SIZE=4][B]Carry on...[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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