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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2108295" data-attributes="member: 26737">This sort of a lawyer/cop joke...------------Farmer Jones, an older gent whose truck had been t-boned by a semi, was on the witness stand during the trial, being cross-examined by the attorney for the trucking company.&quot;So, Mr. Jones,&quot; the attorney said, &quot;According to the police reports, at the scene of the wreck, when the responding officer asked how you were, you said, and I quote, &#039;I&#039;m fine, sir.&#039; Is this true?&quot;&quot;Well,&quot; said Farmer Jones, &quot;I had just put Jenny, my favorite mule, in the tra-&quot;The attorney cut him off. &quot;I didn&#039;t ask you about the trailer! Did you, or did you not, tell the responding officer that you were &#039;fine&#039; at the scene of the accident?&quot;&quot;Well,&quot; continued Farmer Jones, &quot;as I was saying, I had just put Jenny, my favorite mule, in-&quot;Again, the attorney cut him off. &quot;Your honor, would you please direct the witness to answer the question?&quot;The judge thought for a moment, then said, &quot;No, I want to hear what he has to say. Please continue, Mr. Jones.&quot;&quot;Why, thank you, your Honor. You see, I had just put my favorite mule, Jenny, in the trailer, and we was going down the section road when this semi runs the stop sign and hits us square in the side, sendin&#039; truck and trailer arse over teakettle. I was thrown out of my truck into one ditch, and Jenny was thrown out of the trailer into the other. I was hurtin&#039; real bad, and I didn&#039;t want to move, but I could hear Jenny, and I knew I had to get to her. &quot;Before I could get up, this big highway patrolman showed up. Jenny was in the ditch closest to him, so he checked on her first; he took one look at her, then drew his pistol and shot her between the eyes. Then he comes over to me, his gun still in his hand, and says &#039;How are you doing?&#039;&quot;Now what the hell would you say?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2108295, member: 26737"] This sort of a lawyer/cop joke... ------------ Farmer Jones, an older gent whose truck had been t-boned by a semi, was on the witness stand during the trial, being cross-examined by the attorney for the trucking company. "So, Mr. Jones," the attorney said, "According to the police reports, at the scene of the wreck, when the responding officer asked how you were, you said, and I quote, 'I'm fine, sir.' Is this true?" "Well," said Farmer Jones, "I had just put Jenny, my favorite mule, in the tra-" The attorney cut him off. "I didn't ask you about the trailer! Did you, or did you not, tell the responding officer that you were 'fine' at the scene of the accident?" "Well," continued Farmer Jones, "as I was saying, I had just put Jenny, my favorite mule, in-" Again, the attorney cut him off. "Your honor, would you please direct the witness to answer the question?" The judge thought for a moment, then said, "No, I want to hear what he has to say. Please continue, Mr. Jones." "Why, thank you, your Honor. You see, I had just put my favorite mule, Jenny, in the trailer, and we was going down the section road when this semi runs the stop sign and hits us square in the side, sendin' truck and trailer arse over teakettle. I was thrown out of my truck into one ditch, and Jenny was thrown out of the trailer into the other. I was hurtin' real bad, and I didn't want to move, but I could hear Jenny, and I knew I had to get to her. "Before I could get up, this big highway patrolman showed up. Jenny was in the ditch closest to him, so he checked on her first; he took one look at her, then drew his pistol and shot her between the eyes. Then he comes over to me, his gun still in his hand, and says 'How are you doing?' "Now what the hell would [I]you[/I] say?" [/QUOTE]

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