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<blockquote data-quote="swampratt" data-source="post: 3907346" data-attributes="member: 15054"><p>As a kid a friend and I had a rule if you want to play with us.</p><p>If someone gets hurt you must laugh at them.</p><p>Pain is funny a lot of times or how you got the pain is.</p><p></p><p>We told them if you have a bone sticking out of your broken arm we will laugh at you it is just the rules but we will take you to the hospital and get you fixed up but that had to be funny how you wiped out to get that busted arm.</p><p></p><p>So here is one story that made a guy quit riding 4 wheelers with us.</p><p></p><p>Riding trails and buddy crossed the creek and said he was going that way I said trail ended and stay on this side.</p><p>Him : Nope I will go across and then at the end I will just go up the side of the bank and be back on top with you.</p><p></p><p>Me: Won't work the bank is too steep and you will flip the 4 wheeler over onto yourself.</p><p></p><p>Him : No i got this.</p><p>New guy goes with my buddy.</p><p></p><p>End of the line now and buddy decides to go up the bank.</p><p>Him: I will just get my front tires on top of the creek bank and gas it and the 4 wheeler will shoot right up on top.</p><p>Me: No it will flip over on you and submerge you in the creek.</p><p></p><p>So i get off my 4 wheeler and tell new guy get off his and stand beside my buddy with his front wheels up on the </p><p>top of the creek bank.</p><p>I said we stand here and when the 4 wheeler flips on top of him we can pull it off.</p><p></p><p>Go Time.</p><p>VROOM! 4 wheel flips and is on top of my buddy and only his feet and ankles and wrists and hands are out of the water and he is trying to push that heavy 4 wheeler off of himself.</p><p></p><p>New guy reaches down to pull the 4 wheeler off of my buddy.</p><p>I stop him and said wait a minute or so.</p><p>I will tell you when we will pull it off.</p><p>He said he can drown under there.</p><p>I said he don't breathe water!</p><p></p><p>30 or 40 seconds later my buddys hands go go limp like he gave up on trying to lift the 4 wheeler.</p><p>I said NOW!</p><p>We pull the 4 wheel off of him and my buddy sits up and gets some fresh air and shakes his head off and said </p><p>YEP! You was right Jethro.</p><p></p><p>New guy was shaken and said you could have drowned!</p><p>My buddy looked at him with a crooked head and said I DON'T BREATHE WATER.</p><p></p><p>New guy never rode with us again said we were nuts and would get someone killed.</p><p></p><p>We laughed at him.. Because it was funny <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>We are still alive and in our mid 50's and still pull stupid stuff every now and then.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I remember wanting to be a stunt man and practiced jumping over the side bed of a moving truck and at 20 MPH I could stick the landing and stay on my feet and run. (In Grass)</p><p>Teenager of course.</p><p>Thanks Fall Guy series!</p><p></p><p>2 years ago I talked my buddy into letting me try it jumping off his running board in a field at speed.</p><p></p><p>Not as fast as I once was but we got a good laugh out of it.</p><p>He said all he seen was me jumping off in the mirror and then legs and flailing arms then legs again.</p><p></p><p>HA HA!!! yep I went for a few flips and had to go back to the landing area to find my glasses <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Good morning all.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="swampratt, post: 3907346, member: 15054"] As a kid a friend and I had a rule if you want to play with us. If someone gets hurt you must laugh at them. Pain is funny a lot of times or how you got the pain is. We told them if you have a bone sticking out of your broken arm we will laugh at you it is just the rules but we will take you to the hospital and get you fixed up but that had to be funny how you wiped out to get that busted arm. So here is one story that made a guy quit riding 4 wheelers with us. Riding trails and buddy crossed the creek and said he was going that way I said trail ended and stay on this side. Him : Nope I will go across and then at the end I will just go up the side of the bank and be back on top with you. Me: Won't work the bank is too steep and you will flip the 4 wheeler over onto yourself. Him : No i got this. New guy goes with my buddy. End of the line now and buddy decides to go up the bank. Him: I will just get my front tires on top of the creek bank and gas it and the 4 wheeler will shoot right up on top. Me: No it will flip over on you and submerge you in the creek. So i get off my 4 wheeler and tell new guy get off his and stand beside my buddy with his front wheels up on the top of the creek bank. I said we stand here and when the 4 wheeler flips on top of him we can pull it off. Go Time. VROOM! 4 wheel flips and is on top of my buddy and only his feet and ankles and wrists and hands are out of the water and he is trying to push that heavy 4 wheeler off of himself. New guy reaches down to pull the 4 wheeler off of my buddy. I stop him and said wait a minute or so. I will tell you when we will pull it off. He said he can drown under there. I said he don't breathe water! 30 or 40 seconds later my buddys hands go go limp like he gave up on trying to lift the 4 wheeler. I said NOW! We pull the 4 wheel off of him and my buddy sits up and gets some fresh air and shakes his head off and said YEP! You was right Jethro. New guy was shaken and said you could have drowned! My buddy looked at him with a crooked head and said I DON'T BREATHE WATER. New guy never rode with us again said we were nuts and would get someone killed. We laughed at him.. Because it was funny :) We are still alive and in our mid 50's and still pull stupid stuff every now and then. I remember wanting to be a stunt man and practiced jumping over the side bed of a moving truck and at 20 MPH I could stick the landing and stay on my feet and run. (In Grass) Teenager of course. Thanks Fall Guy series! 2 years ago I talked my buddy into letting me try it jumping off his running board in a field at speed. Not as fast as I once was but we got a good laugh out of it. He said all he seen was me jumping off in the mirror and then legs and flailing arms then legs again. HA HA!!! yep I went for a few flips and had to go back to the landing area to find my glasses :) Good morning all. [/QUOTE]
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