Strategies for Aisle-Blockers at WalMart

[TerryMiller]

I'm probably the worse for being aggravated by people shopping. Someone walking the aisles with the shopping cart beside them instead of pushing it from behind is one that irritates me. Same with those that let their cart block an aisle while they are looking at clothes on a rack. They are out of the way, but their cart isn't.

But the biggest irritation are those occasions when there are three or four people in the group and they insist on walking along 3 or 4 abreast instead of somewhat in a single file.

 

[doctorjj]

Don’t go to Walmart

 

[killerpigeon]

Obviously, taking my military assault rifle with high capacity magazine and body armor, is frowned upon now. I just leave the shopping to the wife.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Next time you go to walmart, call me first.

You aisle blocker, lookin for a cheap thrill

 

[Ignored Member]

You aisle blocker, lookin for a cheap thrill

If we can keep it hush hush, I'm all in.
Married guy gotta get some action somewhere.

 

[DRC458]

Cropdust............

So, YOU'RE the one!!!

The ones that really torque me off are the folks that meet in the aisle, coming opposite directions, and totally block the aisle with their bodies and their carts while they discuss the last twenty years of their lives, including pics of the kids and grandkids.

 

[Dale00]

wow, so many suggestions.....hard to decide whether to follow the "cultivate patience" idea or be more extroverted and see what happens if I ask them to move....or go for one of the Walter Middy fantasies.....

 

[Glock 40]

This will save you all a bunch of hassle https://grocery.walmart.com my wife has used this for a couple years. We rarely go into the store anymore. If I do I sneak in, its through automotive get what I need and get out.

 

[xseler]

Just hand 'em a pamphlet for the Jehovah's Witnesses...……...

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Place random items in their cart as long as they aren't paying attention. Condoms can sometimes create a little entertainment later when waiting to check out.