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Message: <blockquote data-quote="n423" data-source="post: 2249978" data-attributes="member: 7037"><img src="/images/smilies/rotflmao.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rotflmao:" title="Rotflmao    :rotflmao:" data-shortname=":rotflmao:" />thanks for the laughsI asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary and she said "take me somewhere I've never been" - so I showed her into the kitchen!  ........................................I once placed an advert in my local paper: "Wife Wanted", I got 82 replies all saying "you can have mine!"  ...............................................My wife hung up the phone after half an hour chatting, I said, "that was short, you're usually on a couple of hours", she said "it was a wrong number"!</blockquote>