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<blockquote data-quote="BadgeBunny" data-source="post: 2249989" data-attributes="member: 1242"><p>These two are my favorites! <img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the</p><p>boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential </p><p>downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather</p><p>would be bad all day.</p><p></p><p>I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;</p><p>now with a different anticipation,</p><p>and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."</p><p></p><p>My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"</p><p></p><p>And that's how the fight started...</p><p></p><p>______________________________</p><p></p><p>After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply</p><p>for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me </p><p></p><p>for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets </p><p></p><p>and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that </p><p></p><p>I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.</p><p></p><p>The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.</p><p>So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.</p><p></p><p>She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.</p><p></p><p>When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.</p><p></p><p>She said, 'You should have dropped</p><p>your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'</p><p></p><p>And then the fight started...</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadgeBunny, post: 2249989, member: 1242"] These two are my favorites! :D Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... ______________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... :) [/QUOTE]
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