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Message: <blockquote data-quote="red dirt shootist" data-source="post: 4163333" data-attributes="member: 52708">I guess I should give the band Confederate Railroad credit for those lyrics. Hilarious song.Years ago I had a friend, gone in his forties, that dated trashy looking gals, not just trashy, they looked infected. And he drove a nice BMW, and always looked like he was on his way to a GQ photo shoot. One night we were in his sailboat, pushing a bottle of Captain Morgan back and forth and after we had gotten pretty well lubricated, I worked up the nerve to ask him, what's with these women you go out with, they look kinda nasty. He says, "Scotty, that's what turns me on," not a bit of shame. I learned a lot from him, not all of it was good, but you have to admire the honesty.</blockquote>