The Liberal Ten Commandments :-)

[andrsnsm]

1. Thou shalt have no God, but Government. Government thy God shalt provideth food stamps, welfare and unemployment for all thy days in this life and the life to come.

2. Thou shalt not create jobs or wealth from Capitalism. Government thy God shalt provideth from conception to funeral reception. Thou shalt bow down to foreign leaders.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Democratic President thy earthly King, Science thy Religion and Government thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Taxeth day, cheateth not again to keep it Holy. Thou hath to payeth Trillions thou oweth in deficit spending, to thy Money Master China.

5. Honour thy Democratic President and thy Democratic First Lady, as the Government thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged through 0bamacare, and that it may go well with the IRS.

6. Thou shalt not kill more popular, better looking, better lying Liberals, Whales, Polar Bears and Baby Seals.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery or fornication without Government provided contraception.

8. Thou shalt steal from The Middle Class even on the Sabbath day. Thou shalt steal Freedom, Liberty and Rights by way of deceptive penalty/tax/mandates.

9. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbor, thy political opponent and any query besought by Congress.

10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's Celebrity status, his Intern, his poolboy, his boat, his Aston Martin, his soberness, his sound mind, anything thou art to willful to labor for.

 

[Big House]

I had this copied and was about to post it to FB when WHAM! Wife said you better not, lightening will strike you. So, I sent it to a buddy who will post it.

 

[WTJ]

I like it, particularly because the butthurt crew (you know and love 'em all) will be by soon to do everything but PROVE that this is wrong.

 

[okietool]

There should be one about blasphemous talk radio.

 

[okietool]

And Fox News.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

And JB commandeth, do not be sore losers lol

 

[okietool]

And JB commandeth, do not be sore losers lol

I'm not sure who the losers were.
The Democrats Got Obama and held the senate.
The Republicans held the house.
The citizens of the United States got gridlock
Not a terrible out come for anyone except the candidates that lost. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 50% of those who ran.

 

[Glock 'em down]

There are already a set of liberal's 10 commandments.

It's called the Georgia Guidestones.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

 

[JB Books]

And JB commandeth, do not be sore losers lol

I've decided to let you all cry it out. Go ahead, it's ok. Really, we won't judge you. Go ahead and sob and get it all out.