The lighter side of Thanksgiving

[Shinneryfarmer]

, too much hookers and blow,

That had me ROFLMAO!

 

[XYZ]

They should run that as a PSA at least quarterly on TV.

Could probably get these guys to sponsor it.

National Restaurant Association

At the National Restaurant Association, we strive to help every one of our members build customer loyalty, find financial success and provide rewarding careers in foodservice.

restaurant.org

 

[mouthpiece]

Been a crap couple days.
Inlaws dog died yesterday, had to dig that hole,
Woke up with a bloody nose, too much hookers and blow,
Hopefully everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving!

And almost forgot the good part!
My cat was sick this morning. Had to clean the floor and his azz (he hates this part) where he drug stuff all over!

 

[XYZ]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15FhuAH1qU/?mibextid=UalRPS

 

[dennishoddy]

Here is the first clue to not be a stupid turkey fryer.
Take the oil to 380 degrees, turn the fire off and there will only be a mess on the floor and not a fire.
If the turkey goes in without any overflow, relight the fire and cook away.
Only stupid people put in a turkey with the fire lit and not having to have put the turkey into the pot with water first to see how much oil is needed which is an incredibly necessary first step.

 

[TedKennedy]

Here is the first clue to not be a stupid turkey fryer.
Take the oil to 380 degrees, turn the fire off and there will only be a mess on the floor and not a fire.
If the turkey goes in without any overflow, relight the fire and cook away.
Only stupid people put in a turkey with the fire lit and not having to have put the turkey into the pot with water first to see how much oil is needed which is an incredibly necessary first step.

If you forget that first step, keep the fire lit and at 380 degrees add 1 cup tap water. Make sure you get someone to record it.

 

[Wojownik]