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<blockquote data-quote="gillman7" data-source="post: 1310251" data-attributes="member: 2784">You know, I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and Bill Engvall is one of my favorite comedians. I know we all meet them, thought I would start a thread for the &quot;Here&#039;s your Sign&quot; moments in our lives.Stopped in Pizza Hut last night. Walked in, young kid behind the register asked me if I was picking up a pizza. I said no, and he asked do you want to order a pizza?<img src="/images/smilies/faint.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="Faint&nbsp; &nbsp; :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" />I look at him, thinking I didn&#039;t hear him right, and he is standing there with a look on his face that the last time I saw it was when a bird flew into my patio door, and had no idea as to what hit it.Very calmly, I looked at him and said, &quot;No, got some green pottery in the car, and my kiln is broke, can I use your oven for the next 24 hours?&quot;<img src="/images/smilies/lookaround.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lookaroun" title="Lookaround&nbsp; &nbsp; :lookaroun" data-shortname=":lookaroun" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="gillman7, post: 1310251, member: 2784"] You know, I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and Bill Engvall is one of my favorite comedians. I know we all meet them, thought I would start a thread for the "Here's your Sign" moments in our lives. Stopped in Pizza Hut last night. Walked in, young kid behind the register asked me if I was picking up a pizza. I said no, and he asked do you want to order a pizza?:faint: I look at him, thinking I didn't hear him right, and he is standing there with a look on his face that the last time I saw it was when a bird flew into my patio door, and had no idea as to what hit it. Very calmly, I looked at him and said, "No, got some green pottery in the car, and my kiln is broke, can I use your oven for the next 24 hours?":lookaroun [/QUOTE]

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