> Subject: We are living in Bizarre World!!!
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> If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
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> It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
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> Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
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> It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
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> Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
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> It’s wrong to steal, but it’s cool to demand that the government steal for you.
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> Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
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> Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
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> It’s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.
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> Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
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> People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
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> Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
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> People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
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> Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
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> Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
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> We demand that the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care decisions.
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> $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
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> Men are evil misogynists, and a hooker named Stormy Daniels is a national treasure.
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> If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
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> Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.
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> Kids can’t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.
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> People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
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> It’s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but it’s wonderful when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.
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> Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
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> We are $22 trillion dollars in debt, but we should throw money at every perceived problem like drunken sailors.
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> We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
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> We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.
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> Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
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> Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
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> Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
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> Am I missing any?
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> If a mentally-ill dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
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> It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
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> Russians influencing our elections are bad, but Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
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> It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
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> Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
>
> It’s wrong to steal, but it’s cool to demand that the government steal for you.
>
> Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
>
> Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.
>
> It’s okay for Iran to have nukes, but duck hunters should turn in their shotguns.
>
> Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
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> People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
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> Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
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> People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
>
> Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
>
> Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
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> We demand that the government be in control of our health care, but then we are outraged when the government makes our health care decisions.
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> $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
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> Men are evil misogynists, and a hooker named Stormy Daniels is a national treasure.
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> If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
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> Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants above the law.
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> Kids can’t bring peanut butter to school, but they can bring measles.
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> People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
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> It’s terrible when the President says that Puerto Rico’s politicians are corrupt, but it’s wonderful when Puerto Rico’s politicians are kicked out of office for corruption.
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> Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
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> We are $22 trillion dollars in debt, but we should throw money at every perceived problem like drunken sailors.
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> We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
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> We demand high minimum wages for unskilled labor, and we demand unlimited illegal immigration of people who will work for peanuts.
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> Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
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> Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
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> Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
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> Am I missing any?
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