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<blockquote data-quote="nofearfactor" data-source="post: 1290822" data-attributes="member: 1535"><p>A man was speeding in his car. A police officer pulls in behind the man and turns on his warning lights. The car pulls over to the shoulder and off to the side of the road. The officer gets out of his car and walks up to the mans car.</p><p>The officer says to the man:</p><p>"Hello. Can I please see your drivers license and insurance verification please?"</p><p>The man answers very mannerly with:</p><p>"I'm sorry officer,my license is in my other pants,and my insurance is in my other car."</p><p>The mans wife, who was in the passenger seat, then says:</p><p>"Officer,he's lying. He doesnt have a drivers license. It was suspended for drunk driving. He said he was going to drive until he got caught and then he was going to try and lie about it to get out of trouble. And he doesnt have insurance because he didnt pay the bill".</p><p>The man then becomes very angry and looks at his wife and says in a low voice but overheard by the officer:</p><p>"Will you just shut the hell up before I smack you one".</p><p>The officer immediately says to the woman:</p><p>"Ma'am,does he always talk to you like this?"</p><p>The woman answers:</p><p>"O no. Only when he's been drinking..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nofearfactor, post: 1290822, member: 1535"] A man was speeding in his car. A police officer pulls in behind the man and turns on his warning lights. The car pulls over to the shoulder and off to the side of the road. The officer gets out of his car and walks up to the mans car. The officer says to the man: "Hello. Can I please see your drivers license and insurance verification please?" The man answers very mannerly with: "I'm sorry officer,my license is in my other pants,and my insurance is in my other car." The mans wife, who was in the passenger seat, then says: "Officer,he's lying. He doesnt have a drivers license. It was suspended for drunk driving. He said he was going to drive until he got caught and then he was going to try and lie about it to get out of trouble. And he doesnt have insurance because he didnt pay the bill". The man then becomes very angry and looks at his wife and says in a low voice but overheard by the officer: "Will you just shut the hell up before I smack you one". The officer immediately says to the woman: "Ma'am,does he always talk to you like this?" The woman answers: "O no. Only when he's been drinking..." [/QUOTE]
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