This was so funny!

[sanjuro893]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/last-remaining-politician-must-rebuild-entire-gove,18384/

This has to be my favorite line:
"At one point, I remember pulling at Chuck Rangel's arm as he was strangling Saxby Chambliss and screaming, 'Chuck, stop, you're killing him!'" DeFazio said. "But he wouldn't listen. And then—oh, God—Justice Scalia. He came speeding down K Street in his truck, laughing, mowing down everyone in sight. Women, children—everyone."

 

[cueball]

Lol. Yeah the onion has several funny stories.

 

[OrangeToTheBone]

This has to be my favorite line:
"At one point, I remember pulling at Chuck Rangel's arm as he was strangling Saxby Chambliss and screaming, 'Chuck, stop, you're killing him!'" DeFazio said. "But he wouldn't listen. And then—oh, God—Justice Scalia. He came speeding down K Street in his truck, laughing, mowing down everyone in sight. Women, children—everyone."

This quote IS awesome!