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<blockquote data-quote="Okiedog" data-source="post: 2036454" data-attributes="member: 570">A young boy went up to his father and asked him, &quot;Dad, what is the difference between &#039;potentially&#039; and &#039;realistically&#039;?&quot; The father thought for a moment, then answered, &quot;Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then ask your brother if he&#039;d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.&nbsp; Come back and tell me what you learn from that.&quot; So the boy went to his mother and asked, &quot;Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; The mother replied, &quot;Of course I would!&nbsp; We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!&quot; The boy then went to his sister and asked, &quot;Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; The girl replied, &quot;Oh my Gawd!&nbsp; I LOVE Brad Pitt!!&nbsp; I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?&quot; The boy then went to his brother and asked, &quot;Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; &quot;Of course&quot;, the brother replied.&nbsp; &quot;Do you know what a million bucks would buy?&quot; The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, &quot;Did you find out the difference between &#039;potentially&#039; and &#039;realistically&#039;?&quot; The boy replied, &quot;Yes, &#039;Potentially&#039;, you and I are sitting on three million dollars...But &#039;realistically&#039;, we&#039;re living with two hookers and a queer!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Okiedog, post: 2036454, member: 570"] A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt!! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course", the brother replied. "Do you know what a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars... But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer!!" [/QUOTE]

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