Today's word from Colion Noir: 7 Things Every Kid Needs To Hear

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[TedKennedy]

He left out "Communists aren't people".

 

[wawazat]

He left out "Communists aren't people".

Hahaha, we use something along those lines. If they have some absurd preference or their friends or classmates do, they get labeled communists. In a joking manner of course, they either roll their eyes or laugh depending on who is on the receiving end.

My daughter doesnt care for cheese so she will order a tiny pepperoni pizza with no cheese. This makes her a communist.
My son is a teenager and eats like a ravenous animal. Everything is fair game if it has calories in his eyes. He is constantly reminded this is not a communist household where everything belongs to all the people.
Don't like pie? Communist.
The thought of gun ownership make you nervous? Communist

The list goes on and on, but they have embraced the joke and toss it out there from time to time. Makes my heart warm, hahaha.

 

[Louro]

I will add # 8

8. If you loose you don't get a participation trophy. (see rule #1)

 

[MacFromOK]

Rule #9 (with subsection)...

9. Your parents are always right.

9a. If you think your parents are wrong, write down the reason(s) why you think so (use good penmanship)... then see rule #9.