long ago we used to go down on the river by the kerr nuclear plant outside of crescent. little farm gate, 1/4 mile down a rutted farm road, turn left and thru the trees to river. me, my old lady at that time Lynn, and my oldest friend went, we were so screwed up and drunk we only made it the 1/4 mile in before we gave out. we spread our blanket and were passing the wine bottle when Lynn suggested we leave, we asked why, she stalled and wouldn't answer. a few seconds later she said "guys, i saw something", we asked what she had seen. she said it looked like Gollum, the hair on my arms stood up. my old friend and i both shouted at her she better not be bs'ing us. then claims once again to have seen it. we all jump to our feet, amazing considering how F'd up we were, grabbed the blanken and likely broke the world record for a 1/4 mile sprint back to the car, knowing every step of the way Gollum was on our trail. jumped into the car and drove back to OKC, none of us would look at the back seat because we KNEW Golllum was there. we laughed about when we got back to OKC, but i wanted to strangle Lynn
Gollum is a small kinda spooky guy from Lord of the Rings
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