Tulsa idiot arrested

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Multiple Tulsa businesses say a man who stole from their stores caused major headaches for employees and customers. The suspect is now in jail after being accused of stealing toilet sensors and plumbing parts from stores around Tulsa.

Police arrest affidavit for Austin Bumsted says he stole parts from restrooms at nine stores, including a Waffle House, QuikTrip and several McDonald’s and Braum’s.
The report says Bumsted targeted the QuikTrip near 11th and Garnett, stealing sensors and other materials. A QuikTrip security guard helped identify Bumsted.

The affidavit says Bumsted admitted to being at each location when the thefts happened, but told investigators they could not prove he was responsible.

 

[Perplexed]

I wonder if his middle name is Dagwood?

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Stealing restroom plumbing parts from a Waffle House? This guy can can plead insanity!

 

[mtnboomr]

He's either a maintenance man at some low-rent apartment complex, or he has a really weird fetish.

 

[TedKennedy]

He's either a maintenance man at some low-rent apartment complex, or he has a really weird fetish.

I prefer to think it's the latter.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

I would think he intended to use those devises as triggers for proximity bombs. Ya gotta think of all the possibilities.

Woody

 

[Snattlerake]

I would think he intended to use those devises as triggers for proximity bombs. Ya gotta think of all the possibilities.

Woody

Proximity bombs? You have never been in an Awful House restroom, have you?

 

[BillM]

I prefer to think it's the latter.

Embrace the power of "AND." I'm thinking both.