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<blockquote data-quote="criticalbass" data-source="post: 1996841" data-attributes="member: 711"><p>Wildlife and human populations don't mix very well. Racoons are another bad example.</p><p></p><p>Forget killing/eating MA urban turkeys. After little Johnny loses an eye, the city will bring in professionals who will, without the use of evil firearms, kill and waste most of the turkeys.</p><p></p><p>Extendable batons (probably illegal to possess there) would probably retrain the turkeys in pretty short order. They have been called "Kerrigan whackers."</p><p></p><p>Turkeys are pretty nasty in large numbers, and could present a public health issue, though urban geese are also messy and tend to grow to problem numbers on the east coast.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="criticalbass, post: 1996841, member: 711"] Wildlife and human populations don't mix very well. Racoons are another bad example. Forget killing/eating MA urban turkeys. After little Johnny loses an eye, the city will bring in professionals who will, without the use of evil firearms, kill and waste most of the turkeys. Extendable batons (probably illegal to possess there) would probably retrain the turkeys in pretty short order. They have been called "Kerrigan whackers." Turkeys are pretty nasty in large numbers, and could present a public health issue, though urban geese are also messy and tend to grow to problem numbers on the east coast. [/QUOTE]
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