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<blockquote data-quote="n8thegr8" data-source="post: 2088253" data-attributes="member: 6349"><p>For some reason, today I started trying to remember all the messed up songs we would sing when I was a kid, so I could pass down the tradition to my boy when the time is right. That is until I realized that singing half these songs would probably land a kid in Gitmo these days. Anybody got any like these?</p><p></p><p>(To the tune of "Old Grey Mare")</p><p>Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts</p><p>Multilated Monkey Meat</p><p>Petrified parakeet</p><p>All in a bowl of vulture vomit</p><p>And I forgot my spoon</p><p></p><p>Jingle bells</p><p>Batman smells</p><p>Robin laid an egg</p><p>The batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, hey!</p><p></p><p>Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school...uh, wait, maybe it's too soon to finish that one...lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="n8thegr8, post: 2088253, member: 6349"] For some reason, today I started trying to remember all the messed up songs we would sing when I was a kid, so I could pass down the tradition to my boy when the time is right. That is until I realized that singing half these songs would probably land a kid in Gitmo these days. Anybody got any like these? (To the tune of "Old Grey Mare") Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Multilated Monkey Meat Petrified parakeet All in a bowl of vulture vomit And I forgot my spoon Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg The batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, hey! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school...uh, wait, maybe it's too soon to finish that one...lol [/QUOTE]
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