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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 3674110" data-attributes="member: 44328">So... a little old lady goes to the doctor, the doctor comes into the exam room and says, &quot;What seems to be the problem today?&quot;She says, &quot;Doctor, I have the WORST flatulence.&nbsp; It&#039;s nearly constant and it won&#039;t go away.&nbsp; The only good thing is, they&#039;re completely silent and have no odor at all, so people don&#039;t notice it.&nbsp; In fact, I&#039;ve broken wind several times just since you came into the exam room, and you probably weren&#039;t even aware of it.&quot;The doctor says, &quot;I see.&nbsp; Okay then, I&#039;m going to give you a prescription, I want you to go home and take these pills for one week, then come back and see me.&quot;So a week later, the lady is back, and the doctor asks her if the pills have made any difference.&nbsp; She says, &quot;Well... the flatulence is not any better, but now they smell TERRIBLE.&nbsp; I mean like peel the paint off of the walls, terrible.&nbsp; It&#039;s HORRIBLE.&quot;The doctor says, &quot;Okay, that&#039;s good.&nbsp; Now that we&#039;ve gotten your sinus problem cured, we&#039;re going to work on your hearing.&quot;<img src="/images/smilies/new/laugh6.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh6:" title="Laugh6&nbsp; &nbsp; :laugh6:" data-shortname=":laugh6:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Aries, post: 3674110, member: 44328"] So... a little old lady goes to the doctor, the doctor comes into the exam room and says, "What seems to be the problem today?" She says, "Doctor, I have the WORST flatulence. It's nearly constant and it won't go away. The only good thing is, they're completely silent and have no odor at all, so people don't notice it. In fact, I've broken wind several times just since you came into the exam room, and you probably weren't even aware of it." The doctor says, "I see. Okay then, I'm going to give you a prescription, I want you to go home and take these pills for one week, then come back and see me." So a week later, the lady is back, and the doctor asks her if the pills have made any difference. She says, "Well... the flatulence is not any better, but now they smell TERRIBLE. I mean like peel the paint off of the walls, terrible. It's HORRIBLE." The doctor says, "Okay, that's good. Now that we've gotten your sinus problem cured, we're going to work on your hearing." :laugh6: [/QUOTE]

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