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Message: <blockquote data-quote="red dirt shootist" data-source="post: 4092189" data-attributes="member: 52708"><p>My take on this is a little different. I believe the next war will be fought in a Wal Mart parking lot, maybe thousands of them, no Chinks or Russkies, just all Americans of all colors. It will occur on Dec 24, and the war will be over the next beanie baby whatchamacallit, made in China. The Chinese are very tricky this way, they will watch us kill one and other and they won't have to fire a shot. At the same time, the Chinks will send boatloads of vodka to the Russians, with made by Wal Mart labels, it will be mass suicide, and the Russians will blame us. Now my plan is to get to the closest Wally World, get totally naked in the parking lot, that's right I'm going in commando, free to move free, my Kabar clinched between my 2 teeth, and bum rush the masses. I figure if I can decapitate enough of the beanie baby things, people will stop fighting over them, and the war will stop. It's a ballsey move in more ways than one, As for the vodka, let them eat cake.</p></blockquote><p></p>