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<blockquote data-quote="justin_h635" data-source="post: 2337971" data-attributes="member: 24704"><p>This whole story (especially the part about the 16' drop off) suddenly brings back my earliest memory of hilarity that I can recall. </p><p></p><p>As a 3rd grader in elementarty school, you had set bathroom breaks where the teacher took the class down the hall to do their business. Obviously, you just don't let 12-15 3rd graders go in at once so our old hag of a teacher (who reminds me of a Sleestak with a wig) would make us form lines (girls and boys) and then send us in 3 or 4 at a time to each respective bathroom. I can remember going in with a group of boys and hitting the urinals when suddenly from inside the row of stalls I hear the hollering of "Parapoops!!). Obviously done by now, a couple of us ran to the commotion to see an obvious troubled classmate standing on the rim of the toilet trying to drop off chocolate hotdogs off the high dive while continually yelling Parapoops! in the process. Of course we started laughing hystarically and then the commotion was heard outside the door where the others were standing causing line-bound school boys to ditch the hag and run into seeing what the laughter was about. At this point (and all in a matter of seconds) the kid was literally doing it while startled kids watched in amazement and laughter. Needless to say the hag wasn't afraid to get in the raucous because she walks in through the now growing crowd of kiddos and grabs his elbow while he was on his 10th echo of "Parapoops" and in the middle of dropping off some soft serve. </p><p></p><p>I am still not sure if she knew what was going on because even as a 3rd grader I would have been smart enough to let him finish before dethroning him however she yanks him from his from his perch while mid-torpedo. He obviously missed his aim at that point leaving half of it on the front of the seat and the other half on the floor and toe of her shoe. I think it was at that very moment she realized what was being done cause she went from getting wound up to bust his bare skin to suddenly halting mid swipe electing rather to let him get wiped before the beating. As the carnage hit the floor all of the boys who gathered around shot out of that jon like a rocket and to this day it was the earliest , funniest thing that my old memory can recollect. Thanks to the OP for bringing it back to the top of my head for laughing at it once again. I don't know what was funniest, seeing the look on his face when the teacher walked into the stall, the doo on the rim and shoe or just the thought that an unprovoked kid would attempt such a feat.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="justin_h635, post: 2337971, member: 24704"] This whole story (especially the part about the 16' drop off) suddenly brings back my earliest memory of hilarity that I can recall. As a 3rd grader in elementarty school, you had set bathroom breaks where the teacher took the class down the hall to do their business. Obviously, you just don't let 12-15 3rd graders go in at once so our old hag of a teacher (who reminds me of a Sleestak with a wig) would make us form lines (girls and boys) and then send us in 3 or 4 at a time to each respective bathroom. I can remember going in with a group of boys and hitting the urinals when suddenly from inside the row of stalls I hear the hollering of "Parapoops!!). Obviously done by now, a couple of us ran to the commotion to see an obvious troubled classmate standing on the rim of the toilet trying to drop off chocolate hotdogs off the high dive while continually yelling Parapoops! in the process. Of course we started laughing hystarically and then the commotion was heard outside the door where the others were standing causing line-bound school boys to ditch the hag and run into seeing what the laughter was about. At this point (and all in a matter of seconds) the kid was literally doing it while startled kids watched in amazement and laughter. Needless to say the hag wasn't afraid to get in the raucous because she walks in through the now growing crowd of kiddos and grabs his elbow while he was on his 10th echo of "Parapoops" and in the middle of dropping off some soft serve. I am still not sure if she knew what was going on because even as a 3rd grader I would have been smart enough to let him finish before dethroning him however she yanks him from his from his perch while mid-torpedo. He obviously missed his aim at that point leaving half of it on the front of the seat and the other half on the floor and toe of her shoe. I think it was at that very moment she realized what was being done cause she went from getting wound up to bust his bare skin to suddenly halting mid swipe electing rather to let him get wiped before the beating. As the carnage hit the floor all of the boys who gathered around shot out of that jon like a rocket and to this day it was the earliest , funniest thing that my old memory can recollect. Thanks to the OP for bringing it back to the top of my head for laughing at it once again. I don't know what was funniest, seeing the look on his face when the teacher walked into the stall, the doo on the rim and shoe or just the thought that an unprovoked kid would attempt such a feat. [/QUOTE]
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