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<blockquote data-quote="aarondhgraham" data-source="post: 4281105" data-attributes="member: 13337"><p>I went to my 50th because it was close,,,</p><p>There were two or three people I was truly hoping to meet.</p><p></p><p>Instead it turned out to be one of the biggest stereotype events ever,,,</p><p>I swear it was straight out of a Hollywood movie script.</p><p></p><p>The drunks were still drunks and the stoners were still stoners,,,</p><p>The "elite" still thought they were something special,,,</p><p>And the bully's were still arrogant arse-holes.</p><p></p><p>I did get to reconnect with two running buddies,,,</p><p>It was very nice to find out that they had reasonably good lives.</p><p></p><p>But the best was straight out of a movie script.</p><p></p><p>I was standing at the urinal and heard a voice behind me asking,,,</p><p>Hey "Buster", remember when we used to turn you upside down in these?</p><p></p><p>Back in school I was 2 years younger than anyone else in my class,,,</p><p>I was a 15 year old senior who thought he was 17 years old,,,</p><p>I didn't hit my growth spurt until I graduated.</p><p></p><p>I knew who was standing behind me as I had seen him earlier that evening,,,</p><p>He was still the 5' 8" height he was back in school,,,</p><p>I however was 6' 2" and 190 lbs of anger,,,</p><p>50-plus years of stored up hurt.</p><p></p><p>But no, we didn't get into a fist fight,,,</p><p>Even though I really was hoping for it to happen.</p><p></p><p>Instead, when I heard him behind me I turned around,,,</p><p>And peed on the front of his pants and shoes.</p><p></p><p>I then zipped up and asked him,,,</p><p>"You wanna try that now?"</p><p></p><p>Because of the way he was in school I expected an immediate reaction,,,</p><p>But all he did was curse and back away to the sink to wash off,,,</p><p>I swear that was one of the high points of my life.</p><p></p><p>He left the reunion.</p><p></p><p>Like I said, I did connect with a former friend,,,</p><p>He told me that the guy I peed on never left the town,,,</p><p>That he owned a small garage/tire shop and was a very active alumni.</p><p></p><p>There were two others in the man's room who I didn't recognize,,,</p><p>I have no idea if the story spread but I sure hope it did.</p><p></p><p>That was back in 2018,,,</p><p>I had never been back to any reunion/alumni function,,,</p><p>And after my behavior at the event I feel no need to ever revisit those years.</p><p></p><p>I've told that story a few times,,,</p><p>People always comment on how it worked out,,,</p><p>But I will admit that I went there with a chip on my shoulder.</p><p></p><p>I truly wanted something like that to happen,,,</p><p>So I went with the attitude that this 66 year old alumni was there to cause trouble.</p><p></p><p>Childish?,,,</p><p>Yes, I guess that it was,,,</p><p>But when he backed away from me in the men's room,,,</p><p>I felt very vindicated and quite a lot of the angst I remember from school did evaporate.</p><p></p><p>True story,,,</p><p>Not even embellished.</p><p></p><p>Aarond</p><p></p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="aarondhgraham, post: 4281105, member: 13337"] I went to my 50th because it was close,,, There were two or three people I was truly hoping to meet. Instead it turned out to be one of the biggest stereotype events ever,,, I swear it was straight out of a Hollywood movie script. The drunks were still drunks and the stoners were still stoners,,, The "elite" still thought they were something special,,, And the bully's were still arrogant arse-holes. I did get to reconnect with two running buddies,,, It was very nice to find out that they had reasonably good lives. But the best was straight out of a movie script. I was standing at the urinal and heard a voice behind me asking,,, Hey "Buster", remember when we used to turn you upside down in these? Back in school I was 2 years younger than anyone else in my class,,, I was a 15 year old senior who thought he was 17 years old,,, I didn't hit my growth spurt until I graduated. I knew who was standing behind me as I had seen him earlier that evening,,, He was still the 5' 8" height he was back in school,,, I however was 6' 2" and 190 lbs of anger,,, 50-plus years of stored up hurt. But no, we didn't get into a fist fight,,, Even though I really was hoping for it to happen. Instead, when I heard him behind me I turned around,,, And peed on the front of his pants and shoes. I then zipped up and asked him,,, "You wanna try that now?" Because of the way he was in school I expected an immediate reaction,,, But all he did was curse and back away to the sink to wash off,,, I swear that was one of the high points of my life. He left the reunion. Like I said, I did connect with a former friend,,, He told me that the guy I peed on never left the town,,, That he owned a small garage/tire shop and was a very active alumni. There were two others in the man's room who I didn't recognize,,, I have no idea if the story spread but I sure hope it did. That was back in 2018,,, I had never been back to any reunion/alumni function,,, And after my behavior at the event I feel no need to ever revisit those years. I've told that story a few times,,, People always comment on how it worked out,,, But I will admit that I went there with a chip on my shoulder. I truly wanted something like that to happen,,, So I went with the attitude that this 66 year old alumni was there to cause trouble. Childish?,,, Yes, I guess that it was,,, But when he backed away from me in the men's room,,, I felt very vindicated and quite a lot of the angst I remember from school did evaporate. True story,,, Not even embellished. Aarond . [/QUOTE]
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