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<blockquote data-quote="RidgeHunter" data-source="post: 1974328" data-attributes="member: 4319"><p>I can't stand cologne or most perfumes. Cologne on a dude makes me think 'Jager, brah', 'creepy old rich guy who dates 18-year-olds' or 'creepy old poor guy who buys cologne out of the truck stop bathrooms, wears track suits, and is known by his first name by all day shift strippers'. I bathe frequently, launder my clothes, and wash my hair so I don't see a point. Pretty sure perfumes came into fashion in medieval Europe when people didn't bathe and poured their poop out the window onto the streets.</p><p></p><p>Most perfumes on a woman remind me of the old ladies at potluck dinners when I was a kid. Or my great aunt, whose perfume you can smell in your living room before she rings the front doorbell. I've never smelled a perfume and though "mmm, sexy!". I think Gertrude with the casserole and girdle. Luckily most girls my age usually smell like some kind of fruit now if they smell like anything. I can do fruit smells. Old ladies don't smell like fruit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RidgeHunter, post: 1974328, member: 4319"] I can't stand cologne or most perfumes. Cologne on a dude makes me think 'Jager, brah', 'creepy old rich guy who dates 18-year-olds' or 'creepy old poor guy who buys cologne out of the truck stop bathrooms, wears track suits, and is known by his first name by all day shift strippers'. I bathe frequently, launder my clothes, and wash my hair so I don't see a point. Pretty sure perfumes came into fashion in medieval Europe when people didn't bathe and poured their poop out the window onto the streets. Most perfumes on a woman remind me of the old ladies at potluck dinners when I was a kid. Or my great aunt, whose perfume you can smell in your living room before she rings the front doorbell. I've never smelled a perfume and though "mmm, sexy!". I think Gertrude with the casserole and girdle. Luckily most girls my age usually smell like some kind of fruit now if they smell like anything. I can do fruit smells. Old ladies don't smell like fruit. [/QUOTE]
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