Zombie Self Defense Seminar

[MBC in OKC]

Get ready for Halloween! MBC in OKC will present a Zombie Self Defense seminar in Moore, OK on 29 October. Here's the link: Log into Facebook

It's a fun way to learn the basic Martial Blade Concepts method to use your Every Day Carry knife for effective self defense. All necessary gear and training aids are provided but you can bring your EDC trainer if you have one.

What you'll learn to practice:

1- Stab Zombie in the Eye

2- Parry Zombie Grab, Stab in Eye

3- Disable Zombie Forearm

4- Disable Zombie Upper Arm

5- Disable Zombie Quadricep

6- Disable Zombie Ankle

7- Disable Zombie Jaw

8- Zombie Quick Kill 1

9- Zombie Quick Kill 2

No actual eyes will get stabbed.

 

[Aries]

The best way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head.

Which, as it turns out, is a really good way to kill ANY one.

If you're ready for the zombie apocalypse.... you're ready for anything!

 

[OKNewshawk]

Oh! I thought it was a self defense class for zombies...

Never mind...

 

[xseler]

 

[orangevale]

The best way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head.

Which, as it turns out, is a really good way to kill ANY one.

If you're ready for the zombie apocalypse.... you're ready for anything!

Zombieland Rule #2: Double Tap - One clean shot to the head can protect against zombies playing possum.

 

[orangevale]

How can a zombie self-defense seminar aimed at martial blade concepts not include training with a lobotomizer?

From “World War Z” (the book)

[Sinclair points above my head to the opposite wall. On it hangs a heavy steel rod ending in what looks like a fusion of shovel and double-bladed battle-axe. Its official designation is the Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool, although, to most, it is known as either the “Lobotomizer,” or simply, the “Lobo.”]

“The leathernecks came up with that one, using nothing but the steel of recycled cars. We made twenty-three million during the war.”

[He smiles with pride.]

 

[MBC in OKC]

How can a zombie self-defense seminar aimed at martial blade concepts not include training with a lobotomizer?

From “World War Z” (the book)

[Sinclair points above my head to the opposite wall. On it hangs a heavy steel rod ending in what looks like a fusion of shovel and double-bladed battle-axe. Its official designation is the Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool, although, to most, it is known as either the “Lobotomizer,” or simply, the “Lobo.”]

“The leathernecks came up with that one, using nothing but the steel of recycled cars. We made twenty-three million during the war.”

[He smiles with pride.]

A Lobotomizer is a great idea but who carries one on their person? We’ll emphasize tactics good for your EDC knife so you can fight your way to your lobotomizer.

If anyone has a Lobotomizer, bring it to the event for show-and-tell.