Boss had asked if I would take him on a duck hunt.
Show up at his house, Saturday morning and it is COLD,clear, calm day. He comes out wearing a Russian fur cap to keep his bald head warm.
Not long after daylight, sitting in the duck blind, a huge owl snatches his hat and claws his head. He screamed gives the owl a couple 3" 12ga lead #2 loads.
His hat got dropped in the water. We retrieve it and head to town. He is bleeding like a stuck hog, but it turned out not serious.
Sorry dude... ... I don't mean to laugh, but damn!