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yukonjack

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Heard a review about the film. Pretty much God was kept put of the movie and also the reason as to why the world was flooded. "Too religious". More about preserving the ecology.

That's wrong. The movie covered very well the reason the world was flooded. I'd wish the movie had been more religious. Thankful they didn't feel the need to put any homo characters in it.
 

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They made a movie about a meager couple chapters in Genesis. Female rolls in The Story in Genesis aren't really fleshed out. The story of Hamm who saw his dad drunk and buck-ass nekkid is a little confusing for the modern audience , but it is what it is. Didn't Noah deserve to be drunk off his nekkid ass after the stunt he pulled off? The story isn't about saving the animals. The story, the REAL story, was about destroying the wicked. Saving the animals was an after thought.

Naturally, I haven't seen the movie and don't care too. I already know all I need to know about the movie.
 

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They made a movie about a meager couple chapters in Genesis. Female rolls in The Story in Genesis aren't really fleshed out. The story of Hamm who saw his dad drunk and buck-ass nekkid is a little confusing for the modern audience , but it is what it is. Didn't Noah deserve to be drunk off his nekkid ass after the stunt he pulled off? The story isn't about saving the animals. The story, the REAL story, was about destroying the wicked. Saving the animals was an after thought.

Naturally, I haven't seen the movie and don't care too. I already know all I need to know about the movie.

You need the visuals buddy. Yep, when the stowaway on the ark ate one of the snakes I thought, well, there goes that gene pool....
 

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Hey. Fawk you Jack. You've ackcherly Seen the movie? If you've ackcherly seen the movie, I'm not sure you should be spoiling it for the rest of us.

I seen it! What else you gonna do in the middle of breakup season here? It's a freaking muddy, slushy mess out there. Besides that all those other people that posted on here said they weren't gonna go see it. So I can't really spoil what they aren't gonna go watch? If you wanna know more details just let me know.
 

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Not too many positive reviews so far. I was impressed by the advertisements, but I guess I will wait for it to come out on pay for view instead of going to the theater to see it.
 

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I haven't seen it. Prolly won't until it's on TV. I wonder if there's a scene near the end when a dove returns with a olive branch?
 

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