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Oh please please please let this happen the next time I'm out to eat. Please please please. I beg. For all that is good in the world....please let this happen the next time I'm out in a restaurant. Sweet Moses. Please.

So.... pelt her with chicken wings?

Pay the kitchen help for a dozen eggs?
 

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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."


In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."


In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."


In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."


In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."


In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.


In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."


In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."


In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."


In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."







And, in Oklahoma he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
 

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