We're doomed! In ten years the earth will be under water!
Wait.....didn't they say the earth would be in an ice age in ten years back in the 70's?
Well, that is what Time magazine said at the time...
...now, however, Time decided to "sign onto" the global warming thing and tried to "retract" their 1970's story...
...the one where they reported that scientists were suggesting covering the Arctic and Antarctic with soot so as to reduce the "emanation" of cold from the ice. And, just to make it richer, a few years or so ago, some scientists were suggesting we put lots and lots of reflective "umbrellas" in space to reflect back the sun's rays.
(You would think that their theory was very close to being the same as believing that the Sun is the biggest cause of warming when that happens.)