A Fairy Tale

[John6185]

The Princess and the Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess: "Will you marry me? "The princess said, "No!!!”
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

 

[Ignored Member]

I lived that life for about 8 years in my 20s, and I sure do miss it.

 

[TerryMiller]

I lived that life for about 8 years in my 20s, and I sure do miss it.

As I heard it, you were most likely to be operating a pilot rowboat, not piloting jet aircraft.

 

[steelfingers]

Now I'm depressed. I can't remember not being married.

 

[okierider]

I lived that life for about 8 years in my 20s, and I sure do miss it.

The hot chicks and farting part or the bitching.

 

[dennishoddy]

The Princess and the Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess: "Will you marry me? "The princess said, "No!!!”
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

I have a buddy that just had his live-in girlfriend bail out send me this. Currently he is doing exactly this. ^^^^^