A Male Fairy Tale

[870WingBlaster]

I am ready for my boy start shooting stuff and putting a hook in something's mouth

 

[HMFIC]

And he got gonorrhea and syphilis and genital warts, cirrhosis of the liver, and he died of heart disease, all alone as he had no heirs.

But at least he died happy.




Good one Lone Wolf!

 

[hipshot]

And he got gonorrhea and syphilis and genital warts, cirrhosis of the liver, and he died of heart disease, all alone as he had no heirs.

Sounds like a little jealousy to me?? LOL

 

[Seadog]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and skinny long-legged band hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Sounds like my life to a tee. Life is good!

 

[Honey Badger]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and skinny long-legged band hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

WOW... That is the coolest story I have EVER read.

 

[Honey Badger]

And he got gonorrhea and syphilis and genital warts, cirrhosis of the liver, and he died of heart disease, all alone as he had no heirs.

Sign me up brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!