A lesson in irony...

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jmtgsx

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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
 

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I give handouts only after I receive this look:

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Yes, we should put out some food stamps in central park, then we could hunt them like the fraudulent animals they are. Open season on the poor, 2 per day limit, quality pass for a mother of 4 or more. A trouphy could be any out of work male. J/k btw.

Ironic isnt it.
 

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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

Looks like we need to stop giving Israel 3 Billion dollars a year so they won't grow dependent on us and learn to take care of themselves. :D
 

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