remind me to never shake hands with you...
Reminds me of Me, myself, and Irene where he took a dump in the neighbors yard.
cant say i blame her...had a friend take a dump in a guys yard once...
possibly best one we ever did was pickup some dog crap in a bag, add a little water to make a paste, then packed it behind a friends car door handle.....funniest part was that his dad drove his car next instead of our friend...
possibly best one we ever did was pickup some dog crap in a bag, add a little water to make a paste, then packed it behind a friends car door handle.....funniest part was that his dad drove his car next instead of our friend...
Um yeah you can post this.
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I had a problem with this when we made our short stay in town. It was like everybody had trained thier mutt to run over to my yard to duece. It got old fast but I never considered dropping my shorts and making poopoo in thier yard.
Good for her. I read the link. She made the comment in jest, but I think she should follow through with her threat. Strange dogs dropping worm laden poop bombs in a strangers yard is not being considerate.
I would take my dog to her yard on purpose just to see if she had the stones to follow through
Yep folks are crazy. One of our sons friends at Phi Delt frat thought it was cool to light an individual pubic hair and watch it burn down into his boxers like a fuse into TNT. The prank got away from him and he torched his whole hair patch. My son said he wasn't hurt so the entire deal was hilarious. But my son said the frats air system circulated the burned hair smell throughout the entire building. Bad smell lasted for many days.
That's how you get rid of crabs if you can't afford medicine. Shave off half of the pubes, light the other side on fire, and kill the little basstards off with an ice pick when they run out!
