Apologies if you've heard this one before.
I placed the 2 boxes on the seat beside me and started back home, but stopped to get gas. A drop-dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the 2 boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in to my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,"I'm a big believer in barter old fella. Would you be willing to trade sex for ammo?" I thought about it for a few seconds and asked " What kind of ammo ya got?"
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
I placed the 2 boxes on the seat beside me and started back home, but stopped to get gas. A drop-dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the 2 boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in to my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,"I'm a big believer in barter old fella. Would you be willing to trade sex for ammo?" I thought about it for a few seconds and asked " What kind of ammo ya got?"
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
