Anti Panties in a wad cream available now!

[Fyrtwuck]

Now that the elections are over, it is time to deal with the fact that tens of thousands of reports are streaming out of hospitals around the country concerning Post-Election-Panties-In-a-Wad Syndrome (PEPIWPS). PEPIWPS, while contagious, is rather easily treated at home, and generally DOES NOT require hospitalization OR a visit to the emergency room, except in the most extreme cases. Sufferers need only contact their local pharmacies and ask for a tube of Dr. Browne I. Rosebottom's AZZ Soothing Medicinal Cream, which is then rubbed on the nether parts of said sufferers. Dr. Rosebottom unconditionally guarantees that his AZZ Soothing Medicinal Cream will cure a current outbreak of Panties-In-a-Wad Syndrome as well as prevent recurrent outbreaks, or your money back. Stop suffering now--buy AZZ Soothing Medicinal Cream immediately, if not sooner!

NOTE* Not for use with those who wear thongs.

 

[been]

ill take all ya got!

 

[mightymouse]

Dr. Rosebottom wanted me to add that his patented AZZ Soothing Medicinal Cream also works for those suffering from Panties-in-a-Bunch syndrome, and, for our friends across the pond, Knickers-in-a-Twist Syndrome. Get yours while you still can!

 

[ez bake]

Yeah... it's real

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/anti-monkey-butt-powder/ID=prod4761334-product?ext=gooPersonal_Care_PLA_Talcs_ampersand_Powders_prod4761334_pla&adtype={adtype}&Kpid=prod4761334&sst=55f735e4-be46-3ec9-cb32-0000784914ad&SL_ClientGroup=1

 

[Vamoose]

I'm in favor of anything that has to do with panties.

 

[BadgeBunny]

I don't like panties. They are always in the way ... WHAT!?!!?!!??!

 

[flatwins]

ill take all ya got!

Me too. I need a whole case of it.

 

[Lurker66]

I don't like panties. They are always in the way ... WHAT!?!!?!!??!

sigh, lmao.

 

[mightymouse]

I don't like panties. They are always in the way ... WHAT!?!!?!!??!

Damn sensible gal you is, BB.