You forgot to tell him about your fetish for AR soft serve ice cream.
I'm not sure how you know this, but yes, this place is one of my favorite gas stations...and I haves several of those.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-shortstop-grill-garfield
Also I must give Lurker66 credit for the whole telling people on the internet I'm gay thing. It's way more fun than I thought it would be, but I stole it 100% from him. Unlike values, humor is not up for sale, you have to steal it from others and refurbish it to make it work for you.