Attempted murder yesterday.

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Johnny

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Now this is the story all about how
My Kia got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of that gun forum there

In west Oklahoma born and raised
On the internet where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some Glock fotays at all kinds of fools
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "If you carry fifteen knives you better beware."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate was expired and the cabby was aware
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
As I yelled "Citizens arrest put your hands in the air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the burglars "You've made your last mistake!"
Looked at my threads, I was finally there
Something something that rhymes with there

What happened to this guy. He was destined for greatness.
 
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