'Boobie Squeezing Simulator' Takes Virtual Reality To New Lows

[Grendel]

Inorite?!?! If he ever gets that scruffy looking I'll be worried about him for sure ... the man might dress like a 6-year-old but he's always clean-shaven and has a haircut ... I can't even remember what he looked like with a 'stache it's been so long ...

I thought all OHP Troopers were required to have a mustache...

 

[KOPBET]

What's the big deal about squeezing boobies?

 

[BadgeBunny]

I thought all OHP Troopers were required to have a mustache...

Nope ... but if they do have one (a mustache) and I see them with their "mount-me" hat on I immediately think of Super Troopers ... And, predictably, things just kinda go downhill from there ...

 

[LightningCrash]

Super Troopers is my favorite comedy movie of all time.

 

[Spata]

Nope ... but if they do have one (a mustache) and I see them with their "mount-me" hat on I immediately think of Super Troopers ... And, predictably, things just kinda go downhill from there ...

I'm gonna watch that movie meow.

 

[Old Fart]

You got to admit they'll sell a million of these to the basement nerds. Someone is going to get rich.

 

[J.T.]

Silicone might have been a better choice.

I can't help but think a fella named, "HiredHand" might oughta want to skip this post.....

 

[TwoForFlinching]

Super Troopers is my favorite comedy movie of all time.

"Sorry about the delousing Rod, it's standard procedure."

"It's powdered sugar... It's delicious"

 

[Dave70968]

Ah, those crazy Japanese....

 

[Hoov]

You got to admit they'll sell a million of these to the basement nerds. Someone is going to get rich.

So.... How much did it set you back?