Reminds me of the joke about I'll give anyone here $100 to make mule laugh.Lol... what's you phone number? I'll show you.
Reminds me of the joke about I'll give anyone here $100 to make mule laugh.Lol... what's you phone number? I'll show you.
Eat some of both. Wife bought some metamucil crackers high in fiber. They don't taste bad but you have to use a toothpick for a half hour afterward to get the paste off your teeth.Beans and guac baby!
Nick the Dick.
I laughed my *** off reading this. Damnit, spit beer on my laptop LOLNumber 1 before the humor, if you are 50 or older, GET A COLONOSCOPY!
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html
I have no idea why but the first thing I asked my male recovery nurse after my lights out Colonoscopy today is, "Did you find Jimmy Hoffa?" The poor 20+ year old kid was perplexed, my wifey rolled her eyes, no I didn't see her roll them I could hear her roll them, and I went back to sleep a few more minutes.
This is my second time round the ole poop chute camera. The first one was in 2014. I was supposed to go ever three years but alas, life.
Precious Bodily Fluids. That was Col. Ripper's (how poignant) soliloquy about the commies taking over.
Precious bodily fluids? How about 6 year old sandwich lettuce? The first time I went through this I found Tinkertoys I lost when I was 5 and the heads of rubber farmers riding rubber tractors from before that. This time was easier however I outsmarted them. They wrote down I was to start my prep at 6 pm the night before and the second dose at Midnight.
Midnight? are you kidding me. I wanted a little more sleep than thirty minutes before my 9 a.m. check in. I started a 3 p.m. and again at 9. Finally got to sleep around 4 a.m. Woke at 8 in a hurry to the bathroom. Arrived at the doctor at 9 and again found a bathroom. Right before the procedure I was still squirting. Can you imagine the wall in the procedure room if I had followed their instructions?
In all seriousness yes get it done.
I had my first this year in June, I am 54. Doc removed a small polyp from my ascending colon. It was OK, meaning no cancer cells, but as the doc said if you get colon cancer this is the kind of polyp that turns into cancer, so I have to get back in 5 years.
The prep sucks, just deal with it, the rest is a breeze. I got to have propafol, Ah yes best nap I ever took.
Prep and procedure room nurses were great, when I got into the procedure room I told them girls, this is not how I imagined this going down, one of them said what being naked in a room with 3 hot women, I said yup exactly, dear penthouse, I do believe their laughter could be heard thru the entire hospital...LOL
The recovery nurse was great, when I started to wake up, she asked me if I was ready to go I looked at her pretty face and farted the longest fart ever recorded, I then said oh god I am so sorry I farted in your direction, this is not how I pick up women, her laughter was long and loud as well.
I did tell the doc that if she found a harmonica to just roll with it and not ask questions.
All in all 2 days off work, one for the prep and the other for the procedure, you cant drive or ****, but all in all its worth it, can save your life, so get it done.
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