I found this in a local newspaper and thought it might be of interests to all-especially Rick!
A national news report revealed that authorities found over 200 dead crows near Topeka Kansas and that they may have died from the Asian Flu which was bad for the crows but even worse for the people that were exposed to the creatures.
So they called a Bird Pathologist from the University of Kansas to examine the crows. Following a lengthy procedure, he conformed that the problem was NOT Asian Flu, much to everyone's relief.
However, after exhaustive research he and his staff concluded that while feasting on the local roadkill on Kansas highways, 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks and only 2% were killed by an impact by a car.
The State of Kansas, armed with a federal grant provided by the congressional Democrats then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disappropriate percentages of crow deaths. It took only a moth for the experts hired by the democrats to come up with the solution.
When a flock of crows descend upon roadkill, they always without fail set up a lookout in a nearby tree to warn the others about impending danger. The final conclusion was that all the lookout crows would say "caw" but none could say "truck." And that is how your tax
are spent!
A national news report revealed that authorities found over 200 dead crows near Topeka Kansas and that they may have died from the Asian Flu which was bad for the crows but even worse for the people that were exposed to the creatures.
So they called a Bird Pathologist from the University of Kansas to examine the crows. Following a lengthy procedure, he conformed that the problem was NOT Asian Flu, much to everyone's relief.
However, after exhaustive research he and his staff concluded that while feasting on the local roadkill on Kansas highways, 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks and only 2% were killed by an impact by a car.
The State of Kansas, armed with a federal grant provided by the congressional Democrats then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disappropriate percentages of crow deaths. It took only a moth for the experts hired by the democrats to come up with the solution.
When a flock of crows descend upon roadkill, they always without fail set up a lookout in a nearby tree to warn the others about impending danger. The final conclusion was that all the lookout crows would say "caw" but none could say "truck." And that is how your tax
are spent!