Delta Force Seizes IRS Weapons Shipment

[okietool]

That’s what their plan for the Illegals is. Make them IRS

 

[Snattlerake]

Yeah, too eloquent for any media reporter. Too bad though, I loved the implications.

Here is another one, I effin wish!

General Berger to China: “Shoot Her [Pelosi] Down!”​

Marine Corps General David H. Berger proffered a blunt message in response to China’s threat to intercept and shoot down Nancy Pelosi’s plane if it enters Taiwanese airspace, sources in the general’s office told Real Raw News.

A source familiar with the situation said General Berger delivered the message to his PRC counterpart, Gen. Fan Changlong, during a Saturday evening call in which Changlong implored him to thwart Pelosi’s overseas trip. Changlong said the Chinese State Media’s threat to obliterate any plane carrying Pelosi was not hyperbole.

“We don’t control her, she’s a traitor. You want to shoot her down, then shoot her down,” Gen. Berger said sternly. “If you don’t want her there, call the State Department. Not me.”

But both Xi Jinping and senior PLA officials had already held grueling, unproductive talks with the criminal Biden regime, whose ambiguous messaging only sows public confusion on how it feels about Pelosi’s potential trip to Taiwan. Last week, senior members of the Biden cabal discouraged a Taipei stopover; however, National Security Council coordinator for strategic communications John Kirby said Monday that the Biden administration will support Pelosi on a trip to Taiwan.

In response, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said, “We are standing by. Nancy Pelosi’s presence in Taiwan could be considered an act of war.”

And that, White Hats believe, might be the regime’s ultimate goal.

Historically, war benefits unpopular presidents, at least in the short term. When George H.W. Bush launched the Gulf War, ostensibly to repel Iraq from Kuwait, he saw an immediate—though short-lived—bump in popularity. His son “double-yew’s” prestige spiked briefly following the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Clinton’s botched operation to capture or kill Mohamed Farrah Aidid in Mogadishu helped his precipitously declining poll numbers early in his presidency. Likewise, Obama’s unlawful quest to overthrow Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi received public acclaim. In all cases, these so-called presidents experienced an ephemeral 10-to-25-point non-partisan boost.

The conclusion seems clear: citizens rally behind leaders in times of conflict.

The Biden regime is hoping historical precedence holds fast.

Biden’s—or his doppelgangers—poll numbers have dropped sharply every day since the stolen 2020 presidential election. He is the most detested leader—albeit a fake one—in the history of the United States. His handlers might be hoping that war—which typically bolsters a failing economy—might turn the tide in the Democrats’ favor.

“General Berger and his council have given this serious thought. If the Deep State is trying to ignite global conflict, it’s taking a huge risk, a risk that also puts White Hats in a precarious situation. The Deep State has no access to the nuclear launch codes, but it does have the ability, the support of enough traitorous military commanders to start a conventional war. We have no way of knowing if China would stick to the conventional. In the end, we have a duty to defend this country—meaning if we were launched on, we’d have to retaliate. God, I hope it doesn’t come to that. Imagine a nuclear war over Nancy Pelosi. How effing crazy is that. The general hates her passionately,” our source said.

Pelosi and General Berger are not exactly strangers to each other, and their animosity is legendary: in January 2021, just before Biden was illegally sworn into office by the traitor Chief Justice John Roberts, Pelosi demanded of General Berger that his Marines safeguard Biden’s inauguration, to which the general replied, “We don’t work for you.”

Subsequently, White Hats in May 2021 tried to arrest Pelosi on charges of treason, but the person they caught was an imposter wearing a Nancy Pelosi mask.

White Hats, in fact, suspect that the real Nancy Pelosi is either holed up at a hotel or sheltered in a Deep State bunker while her body double tours East Asia.

“For whatever reason, the Deep State loves her, feels she’s imperative to their goals. It’s extremely unlikely they’d risk her. We know she has several body doubles. It’s more probably than not that one of those doubles is performing her diplomatic duties. The Taiwanese government isn’t familiar enough with her to tell the difference, “Our source said.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Yeah, too eloquent for any media reporter. Too bad though, I loved the implications.

Here is another one, I effin wish!

General Berger to China: “Shoot Her [Pelosi] Down!”​

Marine Corps General David H. Berger proffered a blunt message in response to China’s threat to intercept and shoot down Nancy Pelosi’s plane if it enters Taiwanese airspace, sources in the general’s office told Real Raw News.

A source familiar with the situation said General Berger delivered the message to his PRC counterpart, Gen. Fan Changlong, during a Saturday evening call in which Changlong implored him to thwart Pelosi’s overseas trip. Changlong said the Chinese State Media’s threat to obliterate any plane carrying Pelosi was not hyperbole.

“We don’t control her, she’s a traitor. You want to shoot her down, then shoot her down,” Gen. Berger said sternly. “If you don’t want her there, call the State Department. Not me.”

But both Xi Jinping and senior PLA officials had already held grueling, unproductive talks with the criminal Biden regime, whose ambiguous messaging only sows public confusion on how it feels about Pelosi’s potential trip to Taiwan. Last week, senior members of the Biden cabal discouraged a Taipei stopover; however, National Security Council coordinator for strategic communications John Kirby said Monday that the Biden administration will support Pelosi on a trip to Taiwan.

In response, Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said, “We are standing by. Nancy Pelosi’s presence in Taiwan could be considered an act of war.”

And that, White Hats believe, might be the regime’s ultimate goal.

Historically, war benefits unpopular presidents, at least in the short term. When George H.W. Bush launched the Gulf War, ostensibly to repel Iraq from Kuwait, he saw an immediate—though short-lived—bump in popularity. His son “double-yew’s” prestige spiked briefly following the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Clinton’s botched operation to capture or kill Mohamed Farrah Aidid in Mogadishu helped his precipitously declining poll numbers early in his presidency. Likewise, Obama’s unlawful quest to overthrow Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi received public acclaim. In all cases, these so-called presidents experienced an ephemeral 10-to-25-point non-partisan boost.

The conclusion seems clear: citizens rally behind leaders in times of conflict.

The Biden regime is hoping historical precedence holds fast.

Biden’s—or his doppelgangers—poll numbers have dropped sharply every day since the stolen 2020 presidential election. He is the most detested leader—albeit a fake one—in the history of the United States. His handlers might be hoping that war—which typically bolsters a failing economy—might turn the tide in the Democrats’ favor.

“General Berger and his council have given this serious thought. If the Deep State is trying to ignite global conflict, it’s taking a huge risk, a risk that also puts White Hats in a precarious situation. The Deep State has no access to the nuclear launch codes, but it does have the ability, the support of enough traitorous military commanders to start a conventional war. We have no way of knowing if China would stick to the conventional. In the end, we have a duty to defend this country—meaning if we were launched on, we’d have to retaliate. God, I hope it doesn’t come to that. Imagine a nuclear war over Nancy Pelosi. How effing crazy is that. The general hates her passionately,” our source said.

Pelosi and General Berger are not exactly strangers to each other, and their animosity is legendary: in January 2021, just before Biden was illegally sworn into office by the traitor Chief Justice John Roberts, Pelosi demanded of General Berger that his Marines safeguard Biden’s inauguration, to which the general replied, “We don’t work for you.”

Subsequently, White Hats in May 2021 tried to arrest Pelosi on charges of treason, but the person they caught was an imposter wearing a Nancy Pelosi mask.

White Hats, in fact, suspect that the real Nancy Pelosi is either holed up at a hotel or sheltered in a Deep State bunker while her body double tours East Asia.

“For whatever reason, the Deep State loves her, feels she’s imperative to their goals. It’s extremely unlikely they’d risk her. We know she has several body doubles. It’s more probably than not that one of those doubles is performing her diplomatic duties. The Taiwanese government isn’t familiar enough with her to tell the difference, “Our source said.

Sigh ... If only ...

 

[JEVapa]

FYI, Real Raw News is generally satirical, but fun to read.

 

[mightymouse]

Delta Force Seizes IRS Weapons Shipment​

By
Michael Baxter
-
August 8,2022
Delta Force Operators Monday morning intercepted an 18-wheeler packed with pistols and bound for the Internal Revenue Service Building in Washington, D.C., a source in General David H. Berger’s office told Real Raw News.
Hours after Kabula Harris’s tie-breaking vote on the regime’s climate, health, and tax bill empowered the IRS to hire and arm 87,000 new agents—to the tune of $80bn—an inconspicuous tractor trailer departed a government-leased warehouse in Jessup, Maryland. The obsidian cab and attached trailer swerved through the city’s industrial district and was preparing to veer onto the Baltimore-Washington Parkway when it met an obstacle: four SUVs, each as black as the trailer, blocked its path, two on the road and one on each shoulder. Under ordinary circumstances, the trailer could’ve steamrolled the blockade. But these were not ordinary circumstances. Behind each SUV stood four men garbed in military attire, every one of them brandishing rifles aimed at the cab’s windshield.
As the truck screeched to a halt, four of the 16 Delta Force Operators approached and commanded the driver and passenger to show their hands and exit the vehicle. They complied and were gagged and zip tied, then pushed into the lead SUV. Wordlessly, two Operators climbed aboard the now seized cab and keyed the ignition. Within seconds, the vehicles had dispersed. The intercept and seizure had taken only minutes to complete.
The tractor trailer had left Maryland at 2:00 a.m. and, under current traffic conditions, been scheduled to arrive in D.C. no later than 4:00 a.m. By then, however, Special Forces had driven the trailer to safehouse/warehouse they had prepared in advance, and were already inventorying the load against a shipping manifest found in the cab.
According to the manifest, the trailer held 23,500 crated Sig Saur P229s and 160,000 rounds of .40 caliber ammunition, ostensibly intended for the IRS’s enhanced police force.
A week before the seizure, U.S. Army Cyber Command had intercepted communications between IRS Commissioner Charles Rettig, Chuck Schumer, and Joe Manchin. Rettig had said on a conference call that “the purchase has been made,” which caused a somewhat agitated Schumer to inadvertently expose the nature of the shipment. “Why now? You were supposed to wait until we passed the bill and its made law. You jumped the gun, and mean that literally and figuratively, and this could come back at us,” Schumer said. Manchin bowed out of the conversation, saying, “I really don’t need to hear any of this,” and disconnected. But Schumer and Rettig bantered on. “We know the bill will pass muster, Kamala will see to it. It isn’t a problem. We’ll just say later on that we bought the guns after the bill got passed and ratified,” Rettig blabbered. “Don’t take possession until Biden makes it law,” Schumer said, to which Rettig blurted, “They can’t sit where they are that long, too risky. I’m moving them here from Maryland storage when it passes. If there’s any blowback, it’ll fall on me.”
U.S. Army Cyber Command at once forwarded a recording of the call to both Marine Corps General David H. Berger and a Delta Force commander whose name remains classified. Together, they greenlit a mission to confiscate the IRS’s would-be arsenal. Research revealed that the federal government had contracts with several shipping and warehouse facilities in the Maryland area, and Delta Force Operators soon began surveillance on those locations, hitting pay dirt rather quickly. The Jessup warehouse, they discovered, was guarded by a throng of treasury agents whose blue windbreakers with IRS Special Agent stenciled on the back conspicuously betrayed their identities.
Delta Force had a choice to make: raid the warehouse and risk a firefight, or continue surveillance until the warehouse’s contents had been loaded onto a trailer, and seize it enroute to its destination.
According to our source, Delta Force had watched treasury agents fill the trailer with rectangular wooden crates, the contents of which had been stamped in blank ink on the wood—pistols, lots of them, and ammo.
“Delta expected security would go with the truck, but it was only the driver and one IRS agent in the passenger seat. No tailing vehicles. The IRS is an enemy of the people, and those pistols…why would they need them? Think about that? This is victory but a small one because they have $80bn to play with. We’re still in the fight,” our source said in closing.

Anyone stupid enough to believe that???

 

[KOPBET]

Anyone stupid enough to believe that???

Just those too stupid to not read the fine print.

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[Snattlerake]

Sigh ... If only ...

Yeah, but we'd lose a perfectly good aircraft. The pilots? Depends.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Anyone stupid enough to believe that???

Unfortunatly I would have to say yes. Good thing is they are easy to spot in gatherings as they usualy wear white robes and hoods. Traditionally most have married their sisters or first cousins, so the usual genetically enhanced IQs are abundant.

 

[okierider]

Anyone stupid enough to believe that???

Come on MM you know good and well there will be people eating the hog swill up!! It is America LOL.

 

[Letfreedomring]

Unfortunatly I would have to say yes. Good thing is they are easy to spot in gatherings as they usualy wear white robes and hoods. Traditionally most have married their sisters or first cousins, so the usual genetically enhanced IQs are abundant.

ie: democrats?