Disaster Aid needed

[MLR]

I have been standing guard out front of my house in Pond Creek watching for looters. Its been almost 20 hours since the quake hit and still no response from the Feds. I'm currently living on my stash of twinkies that I have leftover from the big Y2K disaster that nearly killed of the human population. Shouldn't I be having one of them FEMA trailers delivered soon?

A Highway Patrolman drove by earlier and waved like it was just a normal day but I know he was alerting FEMA of my weapons.
Any signs of gun confiscations or them blue helmeted folks yet?

Michael

 

[dennishoddy]

You felt that in Pond Creek? I was two miles from there in a deer stand and didn't feel anything all day.
But, I do appreciate your sense of humor

 

[HMFIC]

Don't worry, they're on their way. They have plenty of lock boxes to store your firearms in and you'll be escorted to Louisianna for safekeeping until it's safe to come back.

 

[been]

Don't worry, they're on their way. They have plenty of lock boxes to store your firearms in and you'll be escorted to Louisianna for safekeeping until it's safe to come back.

hahahahahah! Louisiana for safe keeping!

 

[MLR]

We have entered our second day with no signs of help from the government. I now understand the plight of those good folks in New Orleans during Katrina. Left to fend for them selves while FEMA officials are out dining at some five star restaurant.

I watched my neighbors take a TV set and bags of goods into their house earlier. They claimed to have picked up these items at the Mall in Enid. I know this is a lie because the roads cannot be open so quickly after the quake.

I suspect them to be looters. I am confused as to where they looted the TV from as we only have a small one room grocery store and a co-op here in Pond Creek.

Michael

 

[Fyrtwuck]

Did you post the sign in the front yard?

WHERE'S FEMA?

Maybe that's why you were overlooked.

 

[HMFIC]

I'd call all of the news outlets. Start with CNN and make sure to email the Huffington Post and Politico.

Your plight has been overlooked by this obviously uncaring administration.

 

[hanson405]

Barack Obama does not care about white people! (insert a very akward looking Kanye West)

 

[druryj]

I'd start digging a well if I was you and be prepared to burrow in for the winter.

 

[okie98]

Hang in there! I will try to get to you with a pack of Slim Jims and a 12 pack of Dr Pepper ASAP!