A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a-holes who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a-holes who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents