DUMPkin Spice butt wiping paper ("Dude Wipes")

[retrieverman]

It’s not gay, if you’re using the bidet.

I’ve got a buddy that bought a house and had a pretty significant remodel done, and one of the additions was a bidet. He seems to really like it, but I don’t believe I would appreciate having my ass pressure washed.

 

[thor447]

151,828 customer ratings, haha!

 

[CHenry]

If what I wipe my ass with changes my life, my situation is worse than I realize.

They aren't necessarily for whipping your ass, truckers buy these for a quick shower instead of a real shower. Seriously tough and hard to even cut with a sharp knife

 

[Shadowrider]

Truer wisdom is seldom spoken here.
I don't really understand the "dude wipe craze." And please, don't help me out.

Grow a hemorrhoid and you'll understand about the wipes and bidets. I'm just sayin!

 

[red dirt shootist]

Grow a hemorrhoid and you'll understand about the wipes and bidets. I'm just sayin!

Not gonna do it.

 

[dennishoddy]

I prefer Cottenelle from Sams over dudes.
Unscented.

A guy can take wiping for granted at times. Break a collarbone or have a shoulder surgery and man it is eye opening.
I certainly appreciate the ability some disabled folks have when it comes to hygiene.

I'm nowhere in the disabled class for hygiene but know someone that is outside of the home.
There are lots of "aids" available for their use, which is a good thing.

 

[dennishoddy]

Not gonna do it.

Oh you will, when it gets bad enough. Once again, it's not me, but someone outside the home uses a bidet as the only hope.

 

[beardking]

I prefer Cottenelle from Sams over dudes.
Unscented.

A guy can take wiping for granted at times. Break a collarbone or have a shoulder surgery and man it is eye opening.
I certainly appreciate the ability some disabled folks have when it comes to hygiene.

As someone who had surgery on both shoulders last year, I can confidently say one of the best home improvements I did was to add a bidet to the master bathroom. So much so that I ended up adding one to the guest bathroom as well. Now I hate pooping anywhere but home.