When you were calm and off gaurd and then BAM outta no where one of the biggest wtf moments ever. It all started earlier when the wife threatened to shave my beloved beard i thought eh no big deal right so was looking through a couple sights for styles calmly reading then bam this http://www.philips.com/e/male-grooming/blog/most-timeless-facial-hair-styles-top-5.html read the last line and tell me where that came from. Makes ya think who really needs some tinfoil hats lmao