Yea I have an ex who's grave I would not mind peeing on, if I could be bothered to go across town to do it.
There's the trick. I gotta get worked up enough to ... Shower ... Fix my hair ... Get dressed ... PUT MY SHOES ON (Hey!! No small feat since doing battle with that tree! ) ... Get in the car ... Stop at Sonic for a Diet Coke ...
Well, you get my drift ... I'd rather sit here and drink a beer and play around on OSA ... LOL