They claim to have one at the Tulsa Zoo.
They claim to have one at the Tulsa Zoo.
Didn't they break one's neck and freeze another to death a few years back?
You are just like the others here. Measuring what they don't have and trying to compensate for it by belittling others with differing opinions.
Are you a Giraffe killer want to be?
Yeah, my neighborhood is on the waiting list for the next one. Got my knives ready.
I like knives and guns because they are a substitute for my embarrassingly small phallus and lack of sexual prowess, which coupled with some unresolved Oedipal issues is also the cause of my extreme misogyny.
I'm not just like them. My penis, while a good deal smaller than the North American average, is actually a bit larger than the OSA average. This is due to many men being drawn to the shooting sports solely as a result of dissatisfaction with the size of their member. Fascinating stuff, really. We get together and compare them at different temperatures and states of arousal regularly. I think one of the members here is writing a paper on it so be sure and join our mailing list to stay in the loop.
I also have 17" biceps which separates me from the crowd here. I like to look in the mirror while I play with myself and cut the heads off Barbie dolls I buy at the thrift store. I've wet the bed since I was 11 years old. I like Dean Koontz books and black licorice. Wanna grab coffee sometime?
I've always wanted an 12 inch penis but so far nothing I've tried has gotten me that extra inch.
I'll keep you all posted.
I'll keep you all posted.
Can we change my use title to "giraffe killer want to be"? Sounds like a Mark Kozelek song title.
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