Dear Mods: If this is too risqué or uncouth for a genteel and sophisticated forum such as ours, please edit or delete as appropriate. I did try to clean up the story from the NY Post a little bit.
"...A distracted Florida man receiving [attention from a female passenger in his vehicle] smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m., according to reports.
Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.
One of the victims can be seen lying on the ground with their pants around their ankles as officers tend to them.
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash...[according to British tabloid the Daily Mail, the SUV driver's injury arose] presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.
The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries..."
nypost.com
"...A distracted Florida man receiving [attention from a female passenger in his vehicle] smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m., according to reports.
Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.
One of the victims can be seen lying on the ground with their pants around their ankles as officers tend to them.
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash...[according to British tabloid the Daily Mail, the SUV driver's injury arose] presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.
The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries..."
Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck
It was a head-on collision — literally.
nypost.com
