Greatest OSA One-Liners

[ez bake]

I foresee OSA's server crashing from searches mostly involving RidgeHunter and Ignertbend's names, but here goes.

Post up one-liners (or paragraphs if they're good enough) that are sig-worthy, memorable, or just so off-the-wall that it made you remember it.

I'll go first:

Trolling OSA from a conservative/white supremacist angle is like vandalizing a urinal by pissing in it.

That's actually the post that inspired me to start this thread.

 

[Lurker66]

Them two could prolly start a tour. Id buy a ticket.

 

[inactive]

how often do you wear your body armour?



(that genuinely is my favorite, greatest thread on OSA, bar none).

 

[inactive]

my close second:

I hope this doesn't go all the way through. There are WAY too many dbags who just want to strap a gun to their hip and act like John Wayne. BAD IDEA OKLAHOMA

 

[Mr10mm]

This guy had a lot of good one's.

"Some guns are just ugly........." thread

I have to agree with that, only since that is what I shot myself with.

http://www.okshooters.com/showthread.php?117172-Attempted-murder-yesterday.

 

[RidgeHunter]

I believe he is just one of the FEW professional criminals, he sounds to me like a BADASS straight out of a diehard-esque movie, stole SMALL AIRCRAFT without ANY lessons whatsoever....that is ballsy I dont care what you say, you might be able to shoot him, but he can fly away!

+1 I am tired of people sitting up on their high horse, how about our career politicians people give them a hand, they have successfully DESTROYED a once prosperous and FREE nation, we are now going to be under the SOCIALIST control of liberal spread the wealthers, this kid is just going after it himself, anyone who gets miffed about it, is honestly just a jealous ninny, jealous he gets to life the f*ckin life and we are stuck paying for everyone else's

who is parliament? a bunch of inbred once again entitled silver spoon eating snobs, who in their right mind can say they are a christian and yet be told or tell someone else to follow the law of other men, who are FAR more twisted than this so called "Heaven" would ever allow.

Not when you are a Sovereign Citizen Driving a vehicle registered to a Non-Profit, Search StrawMan, I am not bound by any of your so called "statutes" which are not laws of any free-man.

And hands down the best sentence ever typed on the internet:

If it wasnt for people like henry ford, we would have FREE LIMITLESS ELECTRICITY, given to us as such by Nikolas Tesla and his invention the Wardenclyffe.

 

[Stephen Cue]

Charity has nothing to do with Christianity

Used to have the quote as a sig line, dont remember who said it.

 

[SMS]

This was a good one:

"I find that I am the most relaxed, stress-free, in control, maybe even happy when I'm in the most stressful situations. example breach, high speed yelling training, or being shot at. : )"

 

[Lithiumokc]

im not sure who said it but it was something along the lines of "I work for the government, so I know you can trust them"

 

[inactive]

And hands down the best sentence ever typed on the internet:

Man, those Ron Paul fans....